The Momster is Going to Pummel Me!

If you haven't been following my Facebook, Twitter, E-Mails or Media Relations, you may be completely unaware that I recently released a book, "Unleashing a Momster" for your Kindle or in Paperback.  But for all of my friends and fans who are NOT big readers, I also released a song and music video entitled, "Momster", which is most assuredly the most hilarious parody ever filmed on a $25 budget.  (As always, each of the above hyper-links leads to the items to which they refer, so be sure to click through to each of them to experience the awesomeness!)

So all of the above information is a little dated because it all happened within the past two weeks.  But what you MAY NOT know is two fold and more recent!  The New York Daily News added the "Momster" about whom I write and sing to their Top Ten Worst Hollywood Moms.  She joined the ranks of gems like, "Tan Mom" and Courtney Love and BEAT OUT staples of the Bad Parent Support Group like "OctoMom"!  So while that made for a fantastic Mother's Day gift for me, personally, I have to imagine that The Momster's May 12th was a little less rosy.

But wait, there's more!  Whomever said that "Bad Things Happen in 3's" hasn't met The Momster - because the 4th  blow just hit yesterday!  I am pleased to announce that the Polk County Court System just assigned me a COURT DATE for which my case against one "Mickie Null-Wood" will be heard. This case is in response to the malicious prosecution and frivolous lawsuit she filed against me in 2012.  We will meet on May 24, 2013 at 2:00 PM at the Polk County Courthouse to hash out whether Mrs. Wood is liable to pay the attorney fees that I incurred in an effort to protect my name, reputation and assets when she attempted to sue me after we wrapped filming of Eden's World.  Note:  She dropped her case against me after several months and tens of thousands of dollars in attorney fee later - so now I'm just seeking part of the damages she caused in the wake of her paranoia and greed.

I accept the risk of sounding a wee bit glib in saying that it feels GOOOOOOD to be on the front end of this case and to finally be going to court on my terms!  Regardless of how this shakes out, I am pleased as punch to have a court date so I can finally face off with the most evil parasite in the history of the human race (well, less, maybe, Hitler). 

So stay tuned, stay interested, stay entertained.  I will keep you posted on the latest via this blog, my facebook pages, twitter and (hopefully) through the media.   There is a lot coming up over the next few weeks that I want to tell you about, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled!

Until Next Time,

Heather Ryan
www.RyanTalent.com